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Are you sick and tired of not being able to get inside your car because some thoughtless MORON parked too close to your door?
Do you get really annoyed when you are desperately looking for a parking space on a crowded street and you see a car parallel parked on the curb with multiple feet in front or behind but not enough room for you to park?
Do you get really annoyed when you are desperately looking for a parking space in a crowded parking lot and you see a car parked so crooked or so far to one side that you can't fit your car into the spot?
Help spread parking awareness by purchasing or downloading any of the products below and help
"Make This World a Better Place to Park"tm
Purchase Learn How To Park MORON Business Cards
Purchase a 50-pack of double-sided, high-quality glossy Learn How To Park MORON standard size 3.5" x 2" business cards (about 3/4" thick stack) here for $15 with FREE SHIPPING.
This supply should last you about a week if you are in Los Angeles.
Purchase Learn How To Park MORON Bumper Stickers
Purchase one high-quality, glossy Learn How To Park MORON Bumper Sticker
(Dimensions: 9" x 3") here for $5 with FREE SHIPPING.
NOTE: These are not meant to be stuck onto other people's cars as it would be considered vandalism. Please only place on your own vehicle to spread awareness and support the cause.
Purchase Learn How To Park MORON License Plate Frames
Purchase one high quality plastic Learn How To Park MORON License Plate Frame here for
$18 + FREE SHIPPING!
Print Your Own Learn How To Park MORON Business Cards at Home
Download Adobe Acrobat PDF file templates (10 cards per sheet) of the business card front and back and print your own cards at home using standard 3.5" x 2" business card stock you can buy at Staples or Office Depot. Color or black & white option. (slightly different design than above.)
Will work with Avery Business Card Sheets:
5371, 5911, 8371, 8471, 8859, 28371, 28877, and 28878.
Just print side one then put it back in the printer face up to print the backside.
Have Cards Printed at Your Local Printer
The average price for business cards made by a local printer is about $30 for 100 cards.
Just download the two graphics below and give them to a Kinko's, Staples, Office Depot, or your local print shop.
Back of Card