You know who you are. You need no introduction.
You need not wonder why someone put that card on your windshield.
You park as if you own the street. The world is your ashtray.
You think that nobody else in this world matters but yourself.
You are self-centered and have no consideration for anyone.
It's all about YOU.
You don’t think you are doing anything wrong.
You are lazy, you have no class, and you don’t give a rat's ass.
You, "my friend", are the inspiration for this website.
You're probably proud of yourself now that you know this.
YOU are the MORON in “LearnHowToParkMORON.com”!
But, you are also known as:
Jerk, Dick, Prick, Pig, Jackass, Dumb-Ass, Asshole, Ass-Hat, Ass-Whistle, Ass-Handle, A-hole, Piece o’ Shit, Dip-Shit, Dumb-Shit, Shit for Brains, Shit-Head, Shit-Bag, Shit-Face, Fuck Head, Fuck Face, Fuck Nugget, Fuck-Wad, Fuckwit, Fucktard, Dumb-Fuck, Douche, Douche-Bag, Douche-Nozzle, Douche-Whistle, Dick-Whistle, Dork, Dufus, Idiot, Ignoramus, Low-Life, Scumbag, Son-of-a-Bitch, Selfish Bastard, and... Dum-Dum.
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, THERE ARE PEOPLE DRIVING AROUND AND AROUND THE BLOCK OR PARKING STRUCTURE, MULTIPLE TIMES LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO PARK WHILE YOUR CAR IS JUST SITTING THERE TAKING UP MORE THAN ITS SHARE OF PARKING SPACE!!!
Still don't understand why you received this note on your windshield?
Click here to see the different types of parking offenses and which category you fall into.
Maybe... just MAYBE, you will realize how annoying this is and you will change your inconsiderate ways.
Your soul will be saved by the parking gods, you will be forgiven,and you will be absolved of your current status of "MORON".